Mr. I Don't Know What I Want

Honey, If you don't know what you want, I certainly don't know what you want.

Mr. I-Don't-Know-What-I-Want is on multiple dating websites.

His profile is a portrait of self-hatred and negativity.

One of the first questions I asked him was "Why are you on dating sites, if you're not looking for a date?'

He launches into this long self-loathing tirade about how his ex took him for everything and now he's living on his brother's couch. Trying to dig himself out of debt and he never imagined in a million years that women would actually contact him on a dating site.

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Really?

Again...why are you here?

And again he goes into how he doesn't feel like he has anything to offer anyone in a relationship. How it's just him and his cats. (yes, multiple cats), how he hates his mother...but does stuff for her out of respect and how the women on his job think they know him...but they really don't.

This is a dating site...not a therapy session.

Too bad...he was kinda cute and amusing.